May 2013
125 posts
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
galifianafuck:
a new brownie mix recipe called “robert brownie jr”
Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
snorlaxatives:
jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
arisaavena:
hiddledbythebatch:
territorialcreep:
rusharound:
atomiccrowbars:
stitchedego:
thebaronofthebells:
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the...
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
thrillionaire:
just spooning my girlfriend
out of her container
it’s ice cream
unironicgoth:
my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
lestradde:
on a scale of matt smith to zachary quinto how thick are your eyebrows
laugh-addict:
that one person that everyone loves but you dont and you just
laugh-addict:
friendly reminder:
THIS IS THE WORST BOOK IN HISTORY
POOR OLD MAN
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
edsheerun:
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made...
fuckingmultiverse:
letsgivethesekidsashow:
honeychildplease:
I’m quite pleased with this.
Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.
WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT
I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT
I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY
THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”
less-than-one:
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
americugh:
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
twitturds:
Did I Already Reblog That? the musical
fournarnia:
always follow your heart but more importantly follow me
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
cerulean-heart:
If your friend doesn’t annoy you at times then it’s not a true friendship.
hythe:
fwips:
orlandobloomers:
people used to have to paint their own selfies
friskygrandma:
but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl
